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a snickers© bar has 1095 calories;almost half of one’s daily calorie need for a day. It will satisfy your sugar&chocolate craving but not your hunger. it took me a while before I wrapped my head around that thought. :)
intravascular laser therapy… looks like something from Starwars.. but at least my health’s improving
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safely remove” ng flashdrive mo nga hindi mo mahintay, life-long partner pa kaya?
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“To fellow knights in not-so-shiny armor,
Just because you fought a princess’ dragons,
that doesn’t mean you’re meant to win her heart.At least, you learned how to slay dragons.”
I had a dream last night that I was having a typically hectic day and I met a girl in the elevator of an apartment building (that I apparently lived in the dream) and when I asked what her name was, she replied, “Destiny”.
i said “that’s a really cool name.” then I woke up.
when I woke up, i told myself, “Seriously?’ that’s a cool name’ was the best you had? c’mon, Dan!”
:D
back in the day, outlets in toilets were for electric razors and blow dryers; now they’re for charging smartphones while you take a dump.
*yeah, I said it.. *
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excuse me for just a moment.
I’ll just pick my heart off the floor real quick.
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.. MOST OF THE TIME, THEY’RE FOOD.
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